i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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