Non-Jews are for practice
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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