I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.