I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.