Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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