i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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