i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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