thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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