Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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