Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We were destined to go to rehab together
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
