So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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