This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The uberlube is also flammable
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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