We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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