Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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