There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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