did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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