That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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