And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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