Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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