I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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