Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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