he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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