I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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