Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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