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yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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