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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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