I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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