And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
