No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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