Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Dude my mom stole all your condoms

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(817): View more from Texas

The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.

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(519): View more from Ontario

i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Another day, another engagement, another cat

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(740): View more from Ohio

I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"

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No idea hahaha...why?

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He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court

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