How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This is the high leading the old right now
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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