Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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