So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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