Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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