ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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