It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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