what if I'm pregnant?
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I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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