so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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