So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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