white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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