Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Moan for me like Helen Keller
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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