My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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