FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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