But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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