what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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