I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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