I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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