Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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