If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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