Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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