spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
there is puke in my bra ... again
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