Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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