Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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