Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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