I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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