btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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