No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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