So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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