in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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