well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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