Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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