What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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