Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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