I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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